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Big Bang Theory

"I am make a splitting of the atoms!" say God, while a splitting of the atoms.

The atoms wouldn't break!

"Over here Jesus!" say God, "You try!"

Jesus danubed over and saw at the atoms.

"Is no good to break atoms..." ask Jesus.

"Oh no! I have it!" say God, and he break the atom and a Big Bang.

Raj, Howard and Sheldon walked up the stairs while Leonard carried a big stack of comic books.

"Oh my god, Leonard can you believe it? Mr. Crapnosk gave us all these limited edition Stan Lee comic books for 10 bucks!" Exclaimed Sheldon.

"Sheldon It's Cropnosk not Crapnosk." Howard pointed out.

Sheldon glared at him. "I don't like to be corrected Howard."

"Why do I always have to carry the heavy stuff up the stairs?" moaned Leonard

"I thought we already established this Leonard? I'm the smart one, Raj is the small foreigner who attempts to fit into our culture-"

Raj smiled.

"-and fails,"

Raj frowned.

"Howard is the funny one, which leaves you, the muscle."

Leonard looked confused. "Whatever, could one of you open the door."

Just then penny walked out of her apartment door and strode towards them. "Hi guys." she said

"Oh look Leonard," Sheldon Said, "It's your slut, I mean girlfriend."

"Oh come on Sheldon," Raj told him. "Be nice, It's her birthday."

"It's not my birthday." Penny said.

"My mistake," Sheldon chuckled, "You're The dumb one."

Howard laughed, "good one Sheldon

Raj slapped him in the back of the head.

"Whatever," Penny continued, "I rented Zombieland today, so if you four want to come over tonight, we can all watch it.

"Oooh goody." Sheldon rubbed his hands together. "Is that the new movie with Woody Harrelson and Jesse Eisenberg?"

"That's the one."

"I'm in" Leonard said.

"Me too," said Howard, "And so will Raj."

"Hey!" Raj pouted, "Oh fine but only unless I get to bring My blankie and Teddy Bear, Barney Jr."

"Haha, Howard laughed "B.J."

"Sure thing," Penny nodded. "I'll see you guys tonight" and she bounded off back into her apartment.

"I think she wants me to get scared so I'll cuddle up extra close to her tonight, What do you think?" asked Leonard.

"That may Backfire" said Howard

"How do you mean Howard?" asked Sheldon.

{after the movie}

"So guys? What was your favorite part?" asked Penny.

"When it ended." Raj shivered

Penny rolled her eyes. "Whatever," she said, "Leonard, are you coming?"

Leonard quickly got up and scuttled part her into the bedroom, Under his breath, Leonard mumbled, "So, Many, Zombies."

"Goodnight you guys," Penny said as she walked in the door.

"Wait!" Sheldon called.

"Yep?" Penny called back.

Then Raj, Howard, and Sheldon all said at the same time, "Can we come too?"